
Slow Train (Come On) is an original song written & performed by Tom Sterner, Tommy Sterner & Troy Teepen
~Fly Assassins Report I.~

~Gnawing on bones , cow hips and such, chasing sticks and slobbering, trapping, barking at cats, Igor sleeps through the day, watches flies trip across her nose~
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Link: ~Fly Assassins Report I.~
~Fly Assassins Report II~

Those little critters kicked up a fuss but I got ‘em skewered, fired up the barbecue, lit myself a cigar and warmed ‘em up a bit, fixed Igor a couple of flykabobs.
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Link: ~Fly Assassins Report II~
~Fly Assassins Report III~

~I made Igor a fliescube out of our kill~It floated around in her water dish, cooled it off a bit~Igor slurped away at the fliescube until neither fly nor ice existed~
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Link: ~Fly Assassins Report III~
~Fly Assassins Report IV~

Associates & Fellows, what follows is a page from the Master Fly Assassins’ log, 18 August 2010. My ears burn a bit with the heat of embarrassment as I realize how naïve and innocent Igor was a few short months back. Here’s the goods!
Igor has transformed into a wicked killing machine when it comes to flies...
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Link: ~Fly Assassins Report IV~
~Fly Assassins Report V~

~Assassination is a dirty business~Trick ‘em, trap ‘em, & kill ‘em~With doggy doo/poo trap bait dripping from my fists, I soon sought less messy and more effective techniques for dispatching the enemy~
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Link: ~Fly Assassins Report V~
~Fly Assassins Report VI~

~We’ll take a little break from the nuts and bolts of Fly Assassin Reports, give you a bit of a third person story about P. Sluggo~He was in Junior High the year JFK was slain, cried like a baby~the year before that he learned something about slaying and quotas~you’ll notice in the picture that Sluggo and Igor are disguised as an old guy and a German Shepherd~
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Link: ~Fly Assassins Report VI~