An ant can lift how many times its own weight?
10, 30, 50, 70
10, 30, 50, 70
Throne Philosophy (t.p.)
a compilation of lies, trivia, silliness & small poems
When HE says:
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Translation: "No one will ever see us alive again."
Arnold Schwarzenegger bought the first Hummer manufactured for civilian use in 1992. It weighed 6,300 lbs. & was 7 feet wide.
bowl lick
yard dog
dishwasher
Public TV virus: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask you to donate money.
A single share of Coca-Cola stock purchased in 1919 when the company went public would have been worth $92,500 in 1997.
random thoughts
ideate
idiot
When He says:
"We share the housework."
Translation: "I make the messes. She cleans them up."
Bayer advertised cough medicine containing heroin in 1898.
slow heart
impatient lover
turtle
Nike virus: Just does it.
There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, 33 different breeds.
heavy load
carping
ant
Star Trek virus: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
A cat’s nose pad is ridged in a pattern that is unique like a human fingerprint.
jigsaw
crossword
puzzled
This is a supposedly true story regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems during an examination one day, a bright young student asked the proctor to bring him cakes & ale. The following conversation ensued:
Proctor: I beg your pardon?
Student: Sir I would like you to bring me cakes ale.
Proctor: Sorry, no.
Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request & require that you bring me cakes & ale.
At this point, the student produced a copy of the 400-year-old Laws of Cambridge, written in Latin & still nominally in effect. He pointed to the section that read (roughly translated): "Gentlemen sitting examinations may request & require cakes & ale."
Pepsi & hamburgers were judged the modern equivalent & the student sat there writing his examination & happily eating & slurping away.
Three weeks later, the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the examination.
One large egg contains 75 calories, 5 grams of fat & 6.25 grams of protein.
the way home
people there
loved ones
journey
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Translation: "No one will ever see us alive again."
Arnold Schwarzenegger bought the first Hummer manufactured for civilian use in 1992. It weighed 6,300 lbs. & was 7 feet wide.
bowl lick
yard dog
dishwasher
Public TV virus: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask you to donate money.
A single share of Coca-Cola stock purchased in 1919 when the company went public would have been worth $92,500 in 1997.
random thoughts
ideate
idiot
When He says:
"We share the housework."
Translation: "I make the messes. She cleans them up."
Bayer advertised cough medicine containing heroin in 1898.
slow heart
impatient lover
turtle
Nike virus: Just does it.
There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, 33 different breeds.
heavy load
carping
ant
Star Trek virus: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
A cat’s nose pad is ridged in a pattern that is unique like a human fingerprint.
jigsaw
crossword
puzzled
This is a supposedly true story regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems during an examination one day, a bright young student asked the proctor to bring him cakes & ale. The following conversation ensued:
Proctor: I beg your pardon?
Student: Sir I would like you to bring me cakes ale.
Proctor: Sorry, no.
Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request & require that you bring me cakes & ale.
At this point, the student produced a copy of the 400-year-old Laws of Cambridge, written in Latin & still nominally in effect. He pointed to the section that read (roughly translated): "Gentlemen sitting examinations may request & require cakes & ale."
Pepsi & hamburgers were judged the modern equivalent & the student sat there writing his examination & happily eating & slurping away.
Three weeks later, the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the examination.
One large egg contains 75 calories, 5 grams of fat & 6.25 grams of protein.
the way home
people there
loved ones
journey
When HE says:
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal."
Translation: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit I'm
hurt."
Two pounds of soy flour contains about the same amount of protein as five pounds of meat.
professional sports
oxymoron
silly goose
When HE says:
"What did I do this time?"
Translation: "What did you catch me doing?"
Cobras can bite & kill as soon as they are born. One tablespoon of their venom, even when dried, can kill up to 165 people or more than 160,000 mice.
the way-back
daughter
love line
Virus
Congressional virus: A computer locks up & the screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
Each eye of the chameleon is independent of the other. It can watch & study two totally different images at the same time.
final frontier
deepwater dreams
sleep
"Osama bin Laden put out a new video. The timing of this video has some people upset, three days before we vote. It looks like he's trying to influence the election. I'll tell you, it's not going to work. Americans know Osama bin Laden does not pick our president. The Supreme Court does." - Bill Maher
One year, Elvis Presley paid 91% of his annual income to the IRS.
minimalist
tripod
sparrow
"Some of it is really kind of chilling. On the tape, bin Laden says that neither Kerry nor Bush can keep us safe. Boy, just what we need, another undecided voter." - Bill Maher
The Empire State Building has 1,576 steps.
spades trump
postcard
symbol
When HE says:
"You really look great in that outfit." Translation: "Please don't try anything else on, I'm starving."
In 17th-century Massachusetts smoking was legal only at a distance of five miles from any town.
lisp
lip
native tongue
A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, the Scouts pretended to be wounded & persons who were to be picked up & cared for by emergency units. One Scout was supposed to lie on the ground & await his rescuers but the first-aid people got behind schedule & the Scout lay alone & wounded for several hours.
When the first-aid team arrived where the casualty was supposed to be they found a brief note: "I’ve bled to death & gone home."
In the middle-ages pepper was used for bartering. At times it was more valuable stable in value than gold.
aping
banana
dildo
Xerox
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal."
Translation: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit I'm
hurt."
Two pounds of soy flour contains about the same amount of protein as five pounds of meat.
professional sports
oxymoron
silly goose
When HE says:
"What did I do this time?"
Translation: "What did you catch me doing?"
Cobras can bite & kill as soon as they are born. One tablespoon of their venom, even when dried, can kill up to 165 people or more than 160,000 mice.
the way-back
daughter
love line
Virus
Congressional virus: A computer locks up & the screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
Each eye of the chameleon is independent of the other. It can watch & study two totally different images at the same time.
final frontier
deepwater dreams
sleep
"Osama bin Laden put out a new video. The timing of this video has some people upset, three days before we vote. It looks like he's trying to influence the election. I'll tell you, it's not going to work. Americans know Osama bin Laden does not pick our president. The Supreme Court does." - Bill Maher
One year, Elvis Presley paid 91% of his annual income to the IRS.
minimalist
tripod
sparrow
"Some of it is really kind of chilling. On the tape, bin Laden says that neither Kerry nor Bush can keep us safe. Boy, just what we need, another undecided voter." - Bill Maher
The Empire State Building has 1,576 steps.
spades trump
postcard
symbol
When HE says:
"You really look great in that outfit." Translation: "Please don't try anything else on, I'm starving."
In 17th-century Massachusetts smoking was legal only at a distance of five miles from any town.
lisp
lip
native tongue
A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, the Scouts pretended to be wounded & persons who were to be picked up & cared for by emergency units. One Scout was supposed to lie on the ground & await his rescuers but the first-aid people got behind schedule & the Scout lay alone & wounded for several hours.
When the first-aid team arrived where the casualty was supposed to be they found a brief note: "I’ve bled to death & gone home."
In the middle-ages pepper was used for bartering. At times it was more valuable stable in value than gold.
aping
banana
dildo
Xerox
Officer to driver going the wrong way up a one way street, "Where do you think you are going?"
Driver: "I'm not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is coming back."
The first issue of "LIFE" magazine debuted in 1936. Its cover showed a doctor slapping a baby on the butt. The caption read, "LIFE begins." The magazine sold for 10 cents an issue.
see monkey
instant coffee
vision
When HE says:
"It's a guy thing."
Translation: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Translation: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain." Translation: "I have no idea how it works."
Adult turkeys have more than 3,500 feathers.
hoarse whisperer
coarse prophet
blind seer
When HE says:
"I'm getting more exercise lately." Translation: "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late."
Translation: "Now I have an excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, sweetness, you're working too hard."
Translation: "I can't hear the game over noise of the vacuum cleaner."
With an estimated population of 40 million, there are more than twice as many kangaroos as people in Australia.
centipede
moss face of stone
eyelashes
When HE says:
"You know how bad my memory is." Translation: "I remember the words to the theme song of "The Adams’ Family, the address of the first girl I dated, the license plate number of every car I've ever owned but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you & bought these roses."
Translation: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe & wearing a thong."
Dancing to the "Star-Spangled Banner" is against the law in several American states.
Mary J
television
control
Virus Warnings:
New World Order virus: Likely harmless, but it makes a lot of people angry just thinking about it.
Federal Bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
Texas virus: Determined to be bigger than any other file.
Adam Eve virus: Liable to take a byte out of your Apple.
A minimum of 100,000 different chemical reactions occur in the normal human brain every second.
hinge philosophy
stone garden
worm bed
Two roofers, Larry & Moe, were on the roof laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea” said Larry. “I’ll toss you down & you can set up the ladder.” “You think, I’m stupid? “I have a better idea” said Joe. “I’ll shine my flashlight & you can climb down on the beam of light.”
“No way!“ Larry said, “You’ll just turn off the flashlight when I’m halfway down.”
The historic notebooks in which Marie & Pierre Curie recorded their experiments on radium nearly a century ago are still radioactive.
quarter centuries
generations
father
son
grandson
A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to demonstrate his decision making ability & decided to take action to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facility, he noticed a young guy leaning against the wall. The room was full of workers & he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall & asked, 'How much money do you make a week?'
A bit taken aback, the young man looked at him & replied, “I make $400 a week. Why?'
The CEO then handed him $1,600 in cash & ordered tersely, “Here's four weeks' pay, now get the hell out of here & don't come back.'
Feeling pretty good about his tirade, the CEO looked around the room & asked, ”Would someone like to tell me what that goof-off did here?'
A voice from across the room twittered, “Yeah, he's the delivery guy from Domino's Pizza.
A grasshopper can leap over obstacles 500 times its own height. In relation to its size, it has the greatest jumping ability of all creatures.
sun stroking
umbrella
tattoo
pain
Driver: "I'm not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is coming back."
The first issue of "LIFE" magazine debuted in 1936. Its cover showed a doctor slapping a baby on the butt. The caption read, "LIFE begins." The magazine sold for 10 cents an issue.
see monkey
instant coffee
vision
When HE says:
"It's a guy thing."
Translation: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Translation: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain." Translation: "I have no idea how it works."
Adult turkeys have more than 3,500 feathers.
hoarse whisperer
coarse prophet
blind seer
When HE says:
"I'm getting more exercise lately." Translation: "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late."
Translation: "Now I have an excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, sweetness, you're working too hard."
Translation: "I can't hear the game over noise of the vacuum cleaner."
With an estimated population of 40 million, there are more than twice as many kangaroos as people in Australia.
centipede
moss face of stone
eyelashes
When HE says:
"You know how bad my memory is." Translation: "I remember the words to the theme song of "The Adams’ Family, the address of the first girl I dated, the license plate number of every car I've ever owned but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you & bought these roses."
Translation: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe & wearing a thong."
Dancing to the "Star-Spangled Banner" is against the law in several American states.
Mary J
television
control
Virus Warnings:
New World Order virus: Likely harmless, but it makes a lot of people angry just thinking about it.
Federal Bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
Texas virus: Determined to be bigger than any other file.
Adam Eve virus: Liable to take a byte out of your Apple.
A minimum of 100,000 different chemical reactions occur in the normal human brain every second.
hinge philosophy
stone garden
worm bed
Two roofers, Larry & Moe, were on the roof laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea” said Larry. “I’ll toss you down & you can set up the ladder.” “You think, I’m stupid? “I have a better idea” said Joe. “I’ll shine my flashlight & you can climb down on the beam of light.”
“No way!“ Larry said, “You’ll just turn off the flashlight when I’m halfway down.”
The historic notebooks in which Marie & Pierre Curie recorded their experiments on radium nearly a century ago are still radioactive.
quarter centuries
generations
father
son
grandson
A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to demonstrate his decision making ability & decided to take action to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facility, he noticed a young guy leaning against the wall. The room was full of workers & he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall & asked, 'How much money do you make a week?'
A bit taken aback, the young man looked at him & replied, “I make $400 a week. Why?'
The CEO then handed him $1,600 in cash & ordered tersely, “Here's four weeks' pay, now get the hell out of here & don't come back.'
Feeling pretty good about his tirade, the CEO looked around the room & asked, ”Would someone like to tell me what that goof-off did here?'
A voice from across the room twittered, “Yeah, he's the delivery guy from Domino's Pizza.
A grasshopper can leap over obstacles 500 times its own height. In relation to its size, it has the greatest jumping ability of all creatures.
sun stroking
umbrella
tattoo
pain
When HE says:
"That's interesting, honey."
Trnaslation: "Are you still talking?"
"Darling, we don't need material things to prove our love."
Tramslation: "I forgot our anniversary again."
"You expect too much of me."
Translation: “You want me to stay awake."
"This is a great movie."
Translation: "It's loaded with guns, knives, violence, fast cars, & nude women."
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight & always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
cottontails
bunny hop
roadkill
cauldron
Heart attack anyone?
If you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition & health. It's a relief to finally have this information after all the conflicting nutritional studies.
A: Japanese eat very little fat & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
B: Mexicans eat a lot of fat & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
C: Chinese drink very little red wine & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
D: Italians drink a lot of red wine & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
E: Germans drink a lot of beer & eat lots of sausages & fats. They suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
SO…. eat & drink whatever & as much as you like. Speaking English seems to be the cause of heart attacks.
A mother giraffe often gives birth while standing. The newborn's first experience outside the womb is a 6 foot drop to the ground.
bite me once
swat down
shoo fly
A man & a woman were guests at a party. They had been eyeing each other all night. The man made the first move. He approached the woman & asked, "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?"
"Yes, I would!" the woman exclaimed.
The man continued, "Would you have sex with me for a dollar?"
"I would not!" cried the shocked woman, "What kind of woman do you think I am?"
"I've already established that," the man said. "Now I'm just trying to get you to settle on a price."
Dogs do not sweat by salivating. They sweat through the pads of their feet.
face book
internet
leg irons
The lion tamer led his young apprentice into the cage. “The first thing to remember,” said the older man, “is that if a lion jumps at you, reach behind you & throw something at it.”
“What if there’s nothing to throw?”
The lion tamer said, “If a lion jumps at you, there always will be.”
Tardigrades (also known as Water bears) can live in droplets of water on plants. If the water they live in evaporates, they lose water too & go into a deep sleep. A little water is all it takes for them to spring back to life. Tardigrades have been know to return to life after periods of more than 100 years.
car doors slam
thunder
lights on/off/on
lightning
When HE says:
"I can't find it," he means: "It didn't fall into my hands so I don’t have a clue."
"That's women's work," translates to: "It's a dirty, difficult & thankless task."
"Will you marry me?" maybe: "My roommates have moved out. I can't find the laundry room & I’m out of groceries.”
Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"
bark ‘n dust
spirit dog
devil dancing
At the local Hebrew School, the rabbi finished the day's instruction. It was time for the usual question & answer period.
"Rabbi," asked a boy, "there's something I need to know."
"What's that, child?" asked the rabbi.
"According to the Scriptures, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"
"Yes."
"The Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?"
"Mmm.. yes."
"The Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"
"Right again."
"The Children of Israel fought the Egyptians & the Children of Israel fought the Romans & the Children of Israel were always busy & doing something important, right?"
"These things are true," agreed the rabbi. "So what's your question?"
"What I’d like to know," said the boy, "Is, what were all the grown-ups doing?"
In Victorian times it was considered bad luck to sign a Valentine's Day card.
lymph nodes
critical
mass communication
the big C
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today is liable to burn your butt tomorrow.
The average human body has enough carbon to make 900 pencils (that ain’t write;-)
ground staring
wing shadows
moth dream
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
He said: "Call for backup."
The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was The Lone Ranger.
marrow dripping
blood bone
dog
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”
The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”
There is one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
One large egg contains 75 calories, 5 grams of fat 6.25 grams of protein.
peripheral
penumbra
aura
A man complained to his wife that he was suffering from a stomachache. She suggested he try the pills the Doctor had given her for a similar pain. After taking the pills for a week the pain was gone but he developed two tender lumps, one behind each ear. He went to the doctor, showed him the lumps, explained that he had taken his wife’s medicine.
The doctor shook his head, "You idiot! I was treating your wife for a fallen womb. How am I going to get your balls back down?"
The first people known to celebrate birthdays were the ancient Egyptians but only the queen & male members of the royal family were honored. No one bothered recording people's birth dates.
rose is her name
flower
an equal beast
So what's the speed of dark?
A sperm whale’s brain can weigh up to 20 pounds. The human brain weighs 3 pounds. Why do they let humans call them that?
little man is unbelted
we got laws to prove you
three times protector
bullet in the brain
Would the ocean be deeper without sponges?
Tongue prints are as unique as fingerprints.
Why is it spelled that way?
ain’t no wax dummy
there are porcelain lips
who sing the heart song
we are too sick to beg
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
If healthy, the hair of an adult human should stretch 25 percent of its length without breaking.
she would rather walk
paddle canoe oar else
come fathom the morrow
we is in too deep
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Contrary to popular belief, Daniel Boone did not wear or like coonskin caps.
time out for prayers
they’re digging trenches
television snowstorm
resolute madness
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Female mosquitoes are deaf.
an eye on the storm
shuffling gait
twisted scenario
truth
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the hell happened?'
Elephants can remain standing after they die.
teasing the pickpocket
no crowd control
so help us God money
fresh folding
If the world didn't suck we’d fall off.
Elephants sleep only 2 hours a day.
when praying is preying
man beneath the robe
don’t climb onto the box
willing prisoner
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Kangaroos can move as fast as 30 miles per hour & can leap up to 25 feet in the air.
we police ourselves
1-800-snitch
you ain’t no bargain basement
small wonder the price we pay
A Sunday school teacher asked her class as they were on the way to church service, "Why must we be quiet in church?" A little girl piped up, "Because people are sleeping."
There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, 33 different breeds.
sun-stripes through the fence
zebras lying
under trees
The average human body has enough carbon to make 900 pencils (that ain’t write;-)
ground staring
wing shadows
moth dream
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
He said: "Call for backup."
The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was The Lone Ranger.
marrow dripping
blood bone
dog
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”
The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”
There is one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
One large egg contains 75 calories, 5 grams of fat 6.25 grams of protein.
peripheral
penumbra
aura
A man complained to his wife that he was suffering from a stomachache. She suggested he try the pills the Doctor had given her for a similar pain. After taking the pills for a week the pain was gone but he developed two tender lumps, one behind each ear. He went to the doctor, showed him the lumps, explained that he had taken his wife’s medicine.
The doctor shook his head, "You idiot! I was treating your wife for a fallen womb. How am I going to get your balls back down?"
The first people known to celebrate birthdays were the ancient Egyptians but only the queen & male members of the royal family were honored. No one bothered recording people's birth dates.
rose is her name
flower
an equal beast
So what's the speed of dark?
A sperm whale’s brain can weigh up to 20 pounds. The human brain weighs 3 pounds. Why do they let humans call them that?
little man is unbelted
we got laws to prove you
three times protector
bullet in the brain
Would the ocean be deeper without sponges?
Tongue prints are as unique as fingerprints.
Why is it spelled that way?
ain’t no wax dummy
there are porcelain lips
who sing the heart song
we are too sick to beg
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
If healthy, the hair of an adult human should stretch 25 percent of its length without breaking.
she would rather walk
paddle canoe oar else
come fathom the morrow
we is in too deep
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Contrary to popular belief, Daniel Boone did not wear or like coonskin caps.
time out for prayers
they’re digging trenches
television snowstorm
resolute madness
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Female mosquitoes are deaf.
an eye on the storm
shuffling gait
twisted scenario
truth
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the hell happened?'
Elephants can remain standing after they die.
teasing the pickpocket
no crowd control
so help us God money
fresh folding
If the world didn't suck we’d fall off.
Elephants sleep only 2 hours a day.
when praying is preying
man beneath the robe
don’t climb onto the box
willing prisoner
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Kangaroos can move as fast as 30 miles per hour & can leap up to 25 feet in the air.
we police ourselves
1-800-snitch
you ain’t no bargain basement
small wonder the price we pay
A Sunday school teacher asked her class as they were on the way to church service, "Why must we be quiet in church?" A little girl piped up, "Because people are sleeping."
There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, 33 different breeds.
sun-stripes through the fence
zebras lying
under trees
At the end of the day the police officer parked her police van in front of the station. As she gathered her equipment, her K-9 partner, Fred, started barking. She saw a small boy staring in at her. “You got a dog back there?” he asked. “Sure do,” she replied. Confused, the boy asked her, “What did the dog do?”
Ninety percent of all volcanic activity occurs in oceans. In 1993 scientists located the largest known concentration of active volcanoes on the sea floor in the South Pacific. This area, the size of New York State, has 1,133 volcanic cones & sea mounts. Two or three could erupt at any moment.
we slept in a roadhouse
the moon is at seven
with some consideration
a sharing of wounds
Working for an organization that delivered lunches to elderly shut-ins, the lady was able to take her 5-year-old son on afternoon rounds. He was intrigued by the various equipment of old age. One day his mom found him staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a jar. She braced herself for the inevitable barrage of questions. Her son simply looked up & whispered, “The tooth fairy ain’t gonna believe this!”
About 3% of pet owners in the U.S. give Valentine's Day gifts to their pets.
raccoons crossing the yard
he & the wife drank tea
her personal favorite
what her children don’t know
A day without sunshine is like night.
1949, Crusader Rabbit, aired - first made-for-TV animated cartoon.
clamor of legion
awaiting window
wooden never bored
phat pulpit dancers
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Flying snake of Java flattens itself out ribbon-like & glides from tree to tree.
he was eight parts wisdom
the rest must come before
a howling of madmen
presumptuous creed
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
A sexually aroused feline may try to seduce a dog.
there are more white cars
China is down under
kangaroos are not
whiskey men philosophers
Support bacteria. It’s the only culture some people have.
It takes an average of 18 hummingbirds
to weigh in at 1 ounce.
the angel risks
imagination
shoestring around her throat
progression of aims
If believe in psycho-kinesis, please raise my hand.
One ounce of the material that constitutes a spider’s web could stretch 2,000 miles.
don’t hold me up
sharpen your whistle
lay down your weapons
anticipate this
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's a scenic route.
A sneeze travels at a speed of over 100 m.p.h.
let us taste his beans
the door of opportunity
three winds in a vacuum
outside waiting four more
Bills make it through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Quaaludes, the sex drug of choice during the disco era, were first developed to fight malaria.
we were passed by Dilbert
a tin-can tuna melt
tryin’ to live in the hills
a writer of camp songs
A fool & his money are soon partying.
The world's largest amphibian is the giant salamander. It can grow to be 5 ft. long.
she has fish eyes
ducks swimming ‘cross the sky
each drawer wears a masque
alone in the room
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color.
life is a cross ties
footstep on the moon
sadder than spilt water
funnel of mercy
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is known as research.
Ants stretch when they wake up. They also appear to yawn like humans before taking up the tasks of the day.
she listens to voices
owls sleep in the afternoon
for a slice of white bread
dreams of the kill
For every action, there is an equal & opposite criticism.
It costs about 3 cents to make a $1 bill.
intent of counterpoint
duelists in the dawn
portrait silhouette
baby is crying
A 6-year-old boy opened the family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the thin pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the bible. He picked the object up & looked at it. It was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. “Mom, look what I found,” he called out. “What have you got there?” she asked. In an awe-struck voice, he answered, “I think it's Adam's underwear.”
Spiders never spin webs in or on structures made of chestnut wood. That’s why so many tall European buildings were built with chestnut beams. Spider webs on a 50-foot beamed ceiling are difficult to remove.
a city on the move
weeping of mountain
witless romantic
the emperor sighs
A 6-year-old girl had just finished her first week of school. “I'm just wasting my time Mom,” she said. “I can't read, I can't write & they won't let me talk!”
The first Band-Aid Brand Adhesive Bandages were 3 inches wide 18 inches long. You made your own bandage by cutting off as much as you needed.
legends of God-speak
thin binding flesh
Momma’s smoking a cigarette
laughter from the whiskey bar
A sneeze travels at a speed of over 100 m.p.h.
let us taste his beans
the door of opportunity
three winds in a vacuum
outside waiting four more
Bills make it through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Quaaludes, the sex drug of choice during the disco era, were first developed to fight malaria.
we were passed by Dilbert
a tin-can tuna melt
tryin’ to live in the hills
a writer of camp songs
A fool & his money are soon partying.
The world's largest amphibian is the giant salamander. It can grow to be 5 ft. long.
she has fish eyes
ducks swimming ‘cross the sky
each drawer wears a masque
alone in the room
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color.
life is a cross ties
footstep on the moon
sadder than spilt water
funnel of mercy
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is known as research.
Ants stretch when they wake up. They also appear to yawn like humans before taking up the tasks of the day.
she listens to voices
owls sleep in the afternoon
for a slice of white bread
dreams of the kill
For every action, there is an equal & opposite criticism.
It costs about 3 cents to make a $1 bill.
intent of counterpoint
duelists in the dawn
portrait silhouette
baby is crying
A 6-year-old boy opened the family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the thin pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the bible. He picked the object up & looked at it. It was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. “Mom, look what I found,” he called out. “What have you got there?” she asked. In an awe-struck voice, he answered, “I think it's Adam's underwear.”
Spiders never spin webs in or on structures made of chestnut wood. That’s why so many tall European buildings were built with chestnut beams. Spider webs on a 50-foot beamed ceiling are difficult to remove.
a city on the move
weeping of mountain
witless romantic
the emperor sighs
A 6-year-old girl had just finished her first week of school. “I'm just wasting my time Mom,” she said. “I can't read, I can't write & they won't let me talk!”
The first Band-Aid Brand Adhesive Bandages were 3 inches wide 18 inches long. You made your own bandage by cutting off as much as you needed.
legends of God-speak
thin binding flesh
Momma’s smoking a cigarette
laughter from the whiskey bar